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A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. - George Herbert

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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