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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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