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Painting The Center Line

The early days of road surface marking

Painting The Center Line thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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