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Paddy Field Canal

Tourists on parade in Vietnam

Paddy Field Canal thanks to Mike King

A paddy field is a flooded parcel of arable land used for growing semiaquatic rice

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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