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OCD Cookie Jar

Everything in its right place

OCD Cookie Jar thanks to Carl Gung

Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
Obsession symptoms
Fear of contamination or dirt
Having things orderly and symmetrical
Aggressive or horrific thoughts about harming yourself or others
Unwanted thoughts, including aggression

Compulsion symptoms
Washing and cleaning
Counting
Checking
Demanding reassurances
Following a strict routine
Orderliness
QuotaBills
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

There is practically no activity that cannot be enhanced or replaced by knitting, if you really want to get obsessive about it. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee


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