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Nouveau Riche

Lifestyle upgrades after winning the lottery

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau riche - those whose wealth has been acquired either within their own generation or that of their parents
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Fortune favors the brave. - Publius Terence

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

I don't plan on being disappointed. We plan on being really good, and obviously we plan on winning. - Gregg Troy

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson


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