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Nouveau Riche

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Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau Riche thanks to Craig Simpson

Nouveau riche - those whose wealth has been acquired either within their own generation or that of their parents
The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fortune sides with him who dares. - Virgil

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is. - Vince Lombardi

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

Idealism loses to pragmatism when it comes to winning elections. - Danny Strong

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning. - Billie Jean King

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

No one wants to quit when he's losing and no one wants to quit when he's winning. - Richard Strauss

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

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