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North of Somewhere

How to determine directions to anywhere but North

North of Somewhere thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain. - Archie Bunker

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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