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Never Go Full Retard

How to gauge high-pressure situations

Never Go Full Retard thanks to Keith Blake

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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. - Dennis Wolfberg

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Second guessing is much easier than speculating under pressure. - Unknown

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll

The only pressure I'm under is the pressure I've put on myself. - Mark Messier

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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