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NASA Test Centrifuge

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NASA Test Centrifuge thanks to Lucas McCarter

NASA teamed up with two universities to study ways to reduce the adverse effects of space travel on astronauts' physical health. This month scientists conducted a pilot study (see above) on the 20-G centrifuge at NASA's Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, California. The centrifuge creates artificial spinning gravity forces, simulating up to 20 times the normal forces of gravity we experience on Earth.
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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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