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Modern Love Affair

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Modern Love Affair thanks to Jim Serritella

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir


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