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Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown


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