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Mobile Swamp Home

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Mobile Swamp Home thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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