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Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Treat the patient, not the X-ray. - James M. Hunter

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Prizes are like sashes, you can wear them and be Miss World for a bit. - Martin Amis

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor


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