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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Never miss a good chance to shut up. - Will Rogers

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. - Wayne Gretzky

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Prizes are like sashes, you can wear them and be Miss World for a bit. - Martin Amis

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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