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Military Watch Tower

Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching. - Thomas Jefferson

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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