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Military Watch Tower

Tree stands of yesteryear

Military Watch Tower thanks to Marian Fawley

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. - Eric Hoffer

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson


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