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Microscopic Reader

Under the Microscope: School Ant

Microscopic Reader thanks to Peggy Heckert

Why do they keep sending me this darn phonebook?

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Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Gutenberg made everybody a reader. Xerox makes everybody a publisher. - Marshall McLuhan

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you, too can become great. - Mark Twain

Have courage for the great sorrows of life, and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. - Victor Hugo

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. - Edith Lovejoy Pierce

Books are the legacies that a great genius leaves to mankind, which are delivered down from generation to generation as presents to the posterity of those who are yet unborn. - Joseph Addison

I look at an ant and I see myself: a native South African, endowed by nature with a strength much greater than my size so I might cope with the weight of a racism that crushes my spirit. - Miriam Makeba


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