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Under the Microscope: School Ant

Microscopic Reader thanks to Peggy Heckert

Why do they keep sending me this darn phonebook?

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Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

Whether you live in a city or a small town, and whether you drive a car, take the bus or ride a train, at some point in the day, everyone is a pedestrian. - Anthony Foxx

Have courage for the great sorrows of life, and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. - Victor Hugo

Actor: "I enjoyed reading your book. Who wrote it for you?"
Ilka Chase: "Darling, I'm so glad that you liked it. Who read it to you?" - Ilka Chase

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno

Books are the legacies that a great genius leaves to mankind, which are delivered down from generation to generation as presents to the posterity of those who are yet unborn. - Joseph Addison

I've always believed in writing without a collaborator, because where two people are writing the same book, each believes he gets all the worry and only half the royalties. - Agatha Christie

Few will have the greatness to bend history itself; but each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in the total; of all those acts will be written the history of this generation. - Robert F. Kennedy

When I was a kid I joined the circus. I did that. It is true. But it's not like you think. There was a guy, he had his own circus. His name was Carol Jacobs and he owned it. It was a small thing. - Christopher Walken


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