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Lucky Calf

Every day she faced seven as her lucky number

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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