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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca


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