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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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