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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham


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