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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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