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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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