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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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