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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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