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Looking For A Mate

On the lookout for matching socks

Looking For A Mate thanks to Keith Blake

How to match men's shoes and socks

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Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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