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Look Both Ways

Road safety in Canmore, Alberta takes on a different perspective

Look Both Ways thanks to joe-kster

Gene was beside himself - should he look up and down?

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I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. - Jesse Jackson

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

I don't need to be made to look evil. I can do that on my own. - Christopher Walken

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

If I look at the mass of people I will never act. If I look at the one, I will. - Mother Theresa

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen

A great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way. - Franklin P Adams

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno


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