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Look Both Ways

Road safety in Canmore, Alberta takes on a different perspective

Look Both Ways thanks to joe-kster

Gene was beside himself - should he look up and down?

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Looking at the initials on your monogroom. - Archie Bunker

Narcissist: someone better looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

You must look into other people as well as at them. - Lord Chesterfield

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. - Unknown

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If I were starting out again today, I would look for an opportunity that is going to teach me something. - Joe Segal

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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