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Look Alike Family

Family members that stick out for each other

Look Alike Family thanks to Jim Serritella

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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