QuotaBillsPeople like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins
My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown
The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb
Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld
The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams
Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi
If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown
Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke
No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield
Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick
Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan
Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard
Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe
Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan
The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles
Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo