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Look Alike Family

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Look Alike Family thanks to Jim Serritella

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People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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