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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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