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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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