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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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