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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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