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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

You live your life as if it's real. - Leonard Cohen

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. - Mark Twain

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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