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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

If there's at least one person you've helped in life, then your life has been worthwhile. - L. Sydney Abel

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


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