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Leteracy Night

Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

Leteracy Night thanks to Louise Alcomb

School of elementary language skills

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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is unread. - Oscar Wilde

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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