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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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