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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill

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A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Our greatest glory consist not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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