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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill

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A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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