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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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