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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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