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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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