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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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