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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

The more you say, the less people remember. - François Fénelon

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

If you want to get people to listen, don't talk so much. - Red Auerbach

It ain't what people call you. It's what you answer to. - Tyler Perry

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

The most successful people are not necessarily the most popular. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. - Rene Descartes

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Some people might say, "Who would want to be 90?" And I say, "Anyone who is 89." - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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