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People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

5/4ths of people have trouble with fractions. - Unknown

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

There are two types of people, the prickly and the gooey. - Alan Watts

If you want to get people to listen, don't talk so much. - Red Auerbach

When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. - Ernest Hemingway

People only ask if you are enjoying yourself when you aren't. - Edith Nesbit

People differ. Some object to the fan dancer, and others to the fan. - Unknown

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own souls. - Carl Jung

It is easier for most people to say what they are against than what they are for. - Irish Saying

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Let us believe neither half of the good people tell us of ourselves, nor half of the evil they say of others. - J. Petit Senn

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. - Marshall McLuhan

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."” - Mark Twain

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. - Terry Pratchett

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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