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How to Twerk at Work

When not to 'Work it'

How to Twerk at Work thanks to Fay Craymore

Twerking - to dance to hip-hop or pop music in a very sensual way typically by thrusting or shaking the buttocks and hips while in a squatting or bent-over position.

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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