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How To Fix Electrical Poles thanks to Keith Blake

Electrical safety is not just for Poles - it's for Germans too!

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti


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