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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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