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How Do You Wear This?

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How Do You Wear This? thanks to Keith Blake

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Wearing a Yamaha (Yarmulke) - Archie Bunker

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

It is better to wear out than to rust out. - Frances E. Willard

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

Use it up. Wear it out. Make it do. Or do without. - Unknown

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister. - Phyllis Diller

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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