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How Do You Wear This? thanks to Keith Blake

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Prizes are like sashes, you can wear them and be Miss World for a bit. - Martin Amis

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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