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How Do You Wear This?

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How Do You Wear This? thanks to Keith Blake

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Making a clothes call
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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

It is better to wear out than to rust out. - Frances E. Willard

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Use it up. Wear it out. Make it do. Or do without. - Unknown

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

If I had two faces, do you think I'd be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Prizes are like sashes, you can wear them and be Miss World for a bit. - Martin Amis

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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