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How Do You Wear This? thanks to Keith Blake

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Wearing a Yamaha (Yarmulke) - Archie Bunker

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Use it up. Wear it out. Make it do. Or do without. - Unknown

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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