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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

The crow flew closer, as if to hear its praises. - Emma Donoghue

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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