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Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

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