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Head Nest

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Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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