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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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