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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

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