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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie


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