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QuotaBillsDancing is silent poetry. - Simonides
A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage
Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy
Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura
Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner
An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel
All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close
Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown
We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb
I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso
The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown
What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison
I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen
If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller
It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde
Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell
The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten
What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde
Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle
I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein
'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid
The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt