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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso


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