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Greek Financial Path

Oh we, like sheep...

Greek Financial Path thanks to Wayne Nowazek

But we've always done it like this!

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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