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Graveyard Sundae

So delicious, it's scary!

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

Tillamook Cheese, 4175 Highway 101 North, Tillamook, Oregon 97141

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

'Graveyard Sundae' Ingredients: A scoop of Dutch Chocolate Ice Cream topped with marshmallow fluff, crushed Oreos and gummy worms in a chocolate waffle bowl

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

The Tillamook 'Graveyard Sundae'

Graveyard Sundae thanks to joe-kster

Mick and Lindy enjoying Tillamook ice cream

Take a free tour of the Tillamook Cheese production plant and enjoy their fine dairy products - it’s Spook-tacular!
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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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