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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein


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