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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. - Mae West

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway


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