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Developing social relationships at an early age

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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain


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