#1 humor site on the 'net

Go Play Outside

How kids today enjoy outdoor nature

Go Play Outside thanks to Roy Taylor

Developing social relationships at an early age

QuotaBills
My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

Skype Hype

Almost Batman

Cadillac Bike

Donut Decadence

Manmade Beach in Japan

Bacon Bikes

Animal Taxi

Lego Key Holder

Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg

Fork Door Handle

Making Hockey More Popular

Suitcase WorkPlace

One-Knight Stands

Stealth Cell Phone Tower

Holes of the World