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Developing social relationships at an early age

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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