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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown


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