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Old friends are best. - John Selden

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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