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Developing social relationships at an early age

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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