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What to do with twice your savings

Girlfriend Math thanks to Melissa Ryder

How do you make a small fortune? Start with a large fortune.

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Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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