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Girlfriend Math

What to do with twice your savings

Girlfriend Math thanks to Melissa Ryder

How do you make a small fortune? Start with a large fortune.

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A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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