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Girlfriend Math

What to do with twice your savings

Girlfriend Math thanks to Melissa Ryder

How do you make a small fortune? Start with a large fortune.

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A billion dollars is not what it used to be. - Bunker Hunt

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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