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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson


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