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Front Yard TV Dinner

Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow

Front Yard TV Dinner thanks to Keith Blake

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. - Stephen King

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred. - John W. Gardner

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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