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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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