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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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