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He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

Never mistake endurance for hospitality. - Unknown

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores. - Unknown

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

It is not easy, but you have to be willing to make mistakes. And the earlier you make those mistakes, the better. - Jane Cahill Pfeiffer

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper


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