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Follow The Leader

Set a good example - it's the law

Follow The Leader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

The people follow the example of those above them. - Chinese Proverb

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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