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Flower Frame Heels thanks to Barry McCartney

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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