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Flamingo Predator

The real reason why dinosaurs became extinct

Flamingo Predator thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A flock of flamingos can pick a T-Rex clean in under 90 seconds

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In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

If we act like prey, they’ll act like predators. - Alyxandra Harvey

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

Octopus can fish for prey while deciding what color and pattern to turn, what shape to make their bodies, be on alert for predators and aware how far away their dens are. - Sy Montgomery

There's an incomparable rush that comes from finding dinosaur bones. You know you're the first person to lay hands on a critter that lived 80 or 90 million years ago. - Jack Horner


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